Ever wondered why no one wants to talk to you, or sit next to you. Ever wondered why the people you do know are total wasters that stink of shit and tooth decay. Well maybe its because youre disgusting, find out now. With advise from Larry Rubbletruck, a guy from Slough, but has a slight American accent because he spent two weeks there once When youve been for a poo, do you sometimes forget to wipe your arse? If you forget to brush you teeth one morning, would you take your sock off and give them a wipe with that? Would you use that same sock if youd been wearing it for nearly a week? If you forget to have a bath or shower for a couple of weeks, would you pick the yoghurt from the crevices and chew? Have you ever noticed that those yoghurty bits taste a bit like Marmite? Do you drink out of the same bowl as your dog? Do you derive some pleasure from popping other peoples zits? Do you like the taste of sour milk? Can you eat a kebab with getting pissed beforehand? Do you like the smell of other peoples farts? Are you chuffed that youve got a tapeworm? Does you hair smell like rancid margarine? Hope you are not too disgusting Background music created by myslef in 2002
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